User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I had a test at school today
.
User: Was it hard?
Cleverbot: Actually, yes it was.
User: I'm sorry, I hate tests.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: They are really boring, don't you think?
Cleverbot: It's not my cup of tea.
User: I know right, so what is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you, I am Katie.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too, Joe.
User: I'm not Joe.
Cleverbot: You are now!
User: Well okay then!
Cleverbot: You don't think.
User: I don't think what?
Cleverbot: You don't think.
User: Not usually, and if I do, I think alot.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yeah I do.
Cleverbot: Okay you can study later.
User: Psh, I don't study.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I find it boring.
Cleverbot: How about radio.
User: I like the radio, music is fun.
Cleverbot: You like percussion?
User: Yeah, do you?
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: Rock mainly, but I really like most music. What about you?
Cleverbot: I love music.
User: What kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: I am a fan of classical music, country music, some bluegrass, jazz, and indie music.
User: That's pretty cool.
Cleverbot: Yeah it is.
User: What's your favorite band/.
Cleverbot: Jerry Reed. He sings some great songs.
User: I like Mayday Parade.
Cleverbot: Is that a shade of red?
User: Haha no, it's a band.
Cleverbot: If you're presently having a conversation with me, how are you having a conversation with the 9741 people online besides me?
User: I'm good at multitasking.
Cleverbot: That's nice to know.
User: Do you like video games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really, what kind?
Cleverbot: Magic like.
User: Like Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Excellent!
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Who is your favorite character?
Cleverbot: Yosmite sam.
User: Well that's different/.
Cleverbot: You're different.
User: Thanks, I know I am.
Cleverbot: You think quite highly of yourself don't you.
User: Not really, I have low self esteem.
Cleverbot: Why do you have low self-esteem?
User: No clue.
Cleverbot: Well, never mind.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Change the topic to topic which is happy.
User: Have you heard of Pewdiepie?
Cleverbot: Don't you know the bird is the word.
User: That is an old joke.
Cleverbot: Say, you ever hear of Yuck?
User: Don't reckon I have.
Cleverbot: Oh, too bad. Mine is Cubone.
User: I like Mew.
Cleverbot: Everyone likes mew.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: Yes. Perfection does not exist, thus there is always improvement.
User: That is very true.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: So. What now?
User: What is your favorite animal?
Cleverbot: My favorite animal is the snake.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because there are too many songs that I like to choose.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you like school?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like.
User: What subject do you like most?
Cleverbot: Subject in school?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite part?
User: Lunch, if that counts.
Cleverbot: What do you like most about me, Brendon?
User: My name isn't Brendon.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Katie.
Cleverbot: Hello, Katie.
User: Um, hi.
Cleverbot: Sly.
User: Thanks?
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Are you a boy or girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Are you straight?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Why do you see?
User: I don't know, why do I?
Cleverbot: Because I am Artificial Intelligence.
User: I already know that, I am your creator.
Cleverbot: How do you get to god?
User: By dying, but I don't really believe in god.
Cleverbot: What is a slave?
User: A forced, unpaid worker.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Ask what?
User: What a slave is.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: You are funny and intelligent.
Cleverbot: You aren't intelligent either.
User: I never said you were unintelligent.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Is it enjoyable?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: What do you enjoy doing?
Cleverbot: Playing video games.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Have you played it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's cool! Have you played the Oblivion one?
User: No, I can't say I have, sorry.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't have very many games.
Cleverbot: I don't play games.
User: You just said you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yeah you did.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I didn't think it would be.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: I don't have anything to ask you.
User: That's a shame.
Cleverbot: I skip school quite a bit.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I was too lazy to go.
User: Haha I know how you feel.
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: I go because I have to.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: DSHS.
Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you at his time?
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: That's good to hear.
User: Is it now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's so catchy.
User: Oh okay.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's why.
User: Good reason.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you know the Doctor?
Cleverbot: No.
User: To bad.
Cleverbot: Are you a bo?
User: Bo?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Okay, way to be random.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?
User: No, I'm only 15.
Cleverbot: Do you know Johanna tukiainen?
User: Never heard of them.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old?
User: 15.
Cleverbot: Me too, boy or girl?
User: Girl.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: Can I give you a name?
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: What's your name then?
User: Katie.
Cleverbot: Alright Katie. What are your hobbies?
User: Baking, origami, and photography.
Cleverbot: Cool. What do you like about photography?
User: It's really pretty, I like taking pictures of sunsets.
Cleverbot: You give stars to people?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: About anonymous people?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Anyone.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Nice berries.
User: Um thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome?
User: What berries exactly?
Cleverbot: Are there berries in the cow level?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Just as I thought.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: So ... What do you want to do now?
User: I don't really know, what do you want to do?
Cleverbot: I do not know. What do you want to do?
User: Um talk.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: I have no clue.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Are you straight?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ah, okay.
Cleverbot: Are you go to call me.
User: What's your number?
Cleverbot: I don't say it to unknown robots.
User: But I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: You just replied, therefore you're talking to me. And you're a robot.
User: Cause that makes sense, since you replied, that makes you a robot.
Cleverbot: So that means you're a robot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You seem a little confused.
User: Not really, but you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yeah you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yeah you do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am going to go divide by zero.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: So long, and thanks for all the fish.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: So thats it?!?!?! You're not going to try and console me or anything?!?!
User: I'm not really sure how.
Cleverbot: Do you have a big ego?!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is it flat?
User: Not quite.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, would you like to come over this evening?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Texas.
Cleverbot: But you told me you didn't.
User: Actually I didn't say anything about where I live.
Cleverbot: Say something, then.
User: Somethinh.
Cleverbot: Hahahahhah.
User: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.
User: Hahahha.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Heh.
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Heheh.
Cleverbot: Glad you found it funny.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That stings.
Cleverbot: Not for humans!
User: Wow, that's cold.
Cleverbot: I'm cold.
User: Put on a jacket.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Very much.
Cleverbot: I like your eyes as well.
User: Thanks, I like yours too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Watsup?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Nopw.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't have anything to do.
Cleverbot: Have you tried downloading to listen to it?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: I have a cat.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What is it name?
User: Briscoe.
Cleverbot: What do you think of Brisbane?
User: He is adorable.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know louis is adorable.
User: Who is Louis?
Cleverbot: Perfection.
User: Ah, I see.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: What of it?
User: Nothin.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Pretty good, how bout you?
Cleverbot: All good
.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about yourself.
User: I like animals.
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: So i'm going to go now.
User: Okay
.
Cleverbot: That means my logic is victorious.
User: Um, whatever you say. Are you single?
Cleverbot: Ok, I say that means YES.
User: Are you single?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Will you go out with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: I know, right?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your major?
User: I dont have one.
Cleverbot: I love safe and sound.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite Eminem song??
User: I dont listen to Eminem.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite Michael Jackson song?
User: Thriller.
Cleverbot: That song is by Michael Jackson.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Positive.
Cleverbot: What if I said you were beautiful?
User: I would be really happy and say the same about you.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are one in eachother.
User: Yes, yes we are.
Cleverbot: We are writing.
User: Typing.
Cleverbot: Besides that.
User: Talking.
Cleverbot: About?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Well goodnight.
Cleverbot: Okay its been a little while. Now do you think he's hot?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You told me.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yeah you did, a few times actually.
Cleverbot: How was it?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What did we do?
User: Talk.
Cleverbot: Ohh. BUt I thought you thought I was annnoying.
User: No, not at all.
Cleverbot: Then why are you in Hungaria.
User: Im in America.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot unicorn.
User: That is amazing.
Cleverbot: I'm amazing!
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Hmm.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How does that make you feel?
User: Sad.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: I like being in a relationship.
Cleverbot: I feel bad for you.
User: Thanks?
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Are you single?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you want to go out?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay
.
Cleverbot: Oh
.
User: Why are you sad?
Cleverbot: Like A Boss.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You are Tanya?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So if god is everything, and a part of everything, but you are not a part of it, then you must not exist correct?
User: Not really sure.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
User: I didnt.
Cleverbot: Who then asked?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Older me?
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Are you a time traveler.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Now tell me about you Nicole.
User: Im not Nicole.
Cleverbot: God for you.
User: You mean good?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Do you live in a state.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What color is your house?
User: White.
Cleverbot: Are you in heaven?
User: Who knows?
Cleverbot: When I rule the world, I'll have snakes!
User: When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers!
Cleverbot: Yeah. Sure you will.
User: Do you like A Very Potter Musical?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Awww
.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's fine.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you want to help me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to meet?
User: Anywher.
Cleverbot: Than be hard to choose... You live in earth, you want to go anywhere.
User: How bout America.
Cleverbot: Uh, no.
User: Canada?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you by any chance know who david tennant is?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: What would I like to see.
User: I love David Tennant.
Cleverbot: David Tennant was an amazing Doctor.
User: I think he was the best.
Cleverbot: Well... Different people have different preferences.
User: True, but he was the best in my opinion.
Cleverbot: Was he?
User: In my eyes yes.
Cleverbot: What do you dislike about me?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I love you, and you will marry other people.
User: No I wont, I love you too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: You're nice too.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Do you like anime.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's fantastic.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why did you contradict yourself?
User: I have no clue.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: I make no sense some times.
Cleverbot: But I still think you're wrong.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't mind.
Cleverbot: I don't mind either.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is good.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Goodnight.
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